Good Morning!

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So...I got 28 readers! Wow! I am really surprised. I wonder whether I'd get a figure that'd even come close 28 for these entries. No wonder I don't want to leave that place.

It's 9:40 AM in the morning...still a calm, quiet and serene environment is prevailing in office. I can log in to MSN, but not feeling like doing so. I haven't been bothered by any of my colleagues or the boss yet. Just Mr. S asked for a Nokia charger, and that's all. Strangely, the charger for Nokia 3315 did not work for his new Nokia set (dunno the model, probably belonging to the new 5xxx series).

Hehe...just received a forward mail. Maybe I should share this here:

Lawyers should NEVER ask a witness a question, if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
Approaching her he asked: "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded:
"Why, yes I do know u, Mr. Williams. I know u since you were a young boy, &
frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
Y lie, u cheat on u'r wife, u manipulate people & talk about them
behind their backs. Y think u're a big shot when u haven't the
brains to realize u never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher. Yes, I know u."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room & asked:

"Mrs. Jones, do u know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, & he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone & his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
three different women.

One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died!

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said:
"If either of u bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

Lol...now that was funny indeed.

Damn...got an official mail from the guy sitting a few cubicles ahead. They are outta ruin my peace. I hate these people. Like 3 days before the Eid holiday, why don't these guys just pass the days peacefully? Why ponder over a certain promotional plan, which doesn't even have the remotest possibility of getting introduced this year? Wastage of brain resources...I must say.

Anyways, I guess I'll have to go and do something about that mail.

Beimaan Duniya :(